ER Doctor Quotes in Nebraska (2013)

Woody Grant: I won a million dollars.

ER Doctor: Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.

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Mrs. Hamble: [watching news report about a riot from her hospital bed] Just look at those goddamn monkeys.

Ruth: Why don't we turn this off, huh?

Mrs. Hamble: The way they shoved this country right down the fuckin' stinker. Keep your gigantic monkey dick out of my good pussy.

[then breathes her last]

Mrs. Hamble's Son: [a short time later her doctor] Did...? Did she have any last words?

ER Doctor: [looks over to Ruth]

ER Doctor: And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you.

ER doctor: [to Alex] You've got to stay in bed for a while. Do you want somme pain killers?

Sheila Shea: Yes.

Alex Theodopoulos: No!

ER doctor: Some doctors don't like to give out painkillers, but when you've seen as much pain as I have, it makes you want to kill it.

ER doctor: [to both] I don't think you two should be kissing while I'm suturing,

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EMT #1: We got vultures circling here. Lacs to the chest, neck, hands, shoulder - take your pick.

ER Doctor: How many times was she stabbed?

EMT #1: She's lost too much blood.

ER Doctor: Jed! Need a large bore IV, stat!

EMT #1: Neighbors watched it happen, and no one even called the cops.