Epiphany Sellars Quotes in Hamlet 2 (2008)

Epiphany Sellars: What about the acting?

Rand Posin: [reading their play's review] "It is perhaps best not to mention the acting. In the theater, actors endeavor to simulate human emotion. Rand Posin and Epiphany Sellars flap their lips and wave their arms like malfunctioning wind-up toys..."

Dana Marschz: That's enough! Every trimester we get fisted by this guy!

Epiphany Sellars: [to Rand] What's "fisted"?

Rand Posin: [genuine or feigned confusion] What?

Dana Marschz: I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face!

Chuy: [Chuy running around backstage and runs into Epiphany] Hmp!

Epiphany Sellars: Watch it, Nacho Bell Grande!

Chuy: Bitch! Why you always gotta fuck with me?

Epiphany Sellars: Ill show you why, Vato!

[Then jumps on Chuy and they make out]

Epiphany Sellars: I still get nervous around ethnics.