Enzo Giarraputo Quotes in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Enzo Giarraputo Quotes:
Wealthy Woman in Car: [pulls up in a car] Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?
Enzo Giarraputo: [aware that a manwhore killer is on the loose] Ahh. I'm judging a sand castle building competition this afternoon so... I can't help you.
Mahmoud: [the woman pulls out a Wad of Cash] Ahh... The dog ate my... penis.
[the woman drives off]
Enzo Giarraputo: [on the phone] No, Mom, if you're going to stick two in there, you're going to need a lot of lubricant... okay, bye.
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