Emory Quotes in Auntie Mame (1958)

Emory: Hot damn! My sister's gonna bust a gut!

Emory: Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?

Cowboy: I lost my grip doing my chin ups and fell on my heels and twisted my back.

Emory: You shouldn't wear heels when you do chin ups!

Emory: Ooh, I'd love to meet him. Or her. I have such a problem with pronouns.

Alan: How many S's are in the word pronoun?

Emory: How'd you like to kiss my ass? That's got two S's in it.

Alan: How would you like to blow me?

Emory: What's the matter, your wife's got lockjaw?

Michael: [about the cowboy] How much was he Emory?

Emory: A STEAL!

Harold: A ham sandwich. Fifty cents, any time of the day or night.

Harold: [about Michael] KING... of the pig people!

Cowboy: I'm not a steal. I cost twenty dollars.