Emmett Bradley Quotes in Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Troy: This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.

Emmett Bradley: Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?

Troy: Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.

Emmett Bradley: Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?

Troy: The Awesome Fighting Aces.

Troy: [to Flynn] Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.

Emmett Bradley: Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?

Troy: No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.

Neville Flynn: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?

Troy: PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.

Emmett Bradley: You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control.

Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!