Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Quotes in Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Adrian! You came too late!

[pauses]

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Again.

[the coach hits a bump and Bradley flies forward, shoving his face into Elvira's cleavage]

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Lucky for you, I come with my own air bags!

The Maid: Your cloak, ma'am?

[the Maid does a quick curtsy. Elvira curtsies back as she takes off her velvet cape and hands it to her]

The Maid: Your gloves, ma'am?

[Same]

The Maid: Your shoes, ma'am?

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Hold it right there. I mean, I usually get paid for this sort of thing.

Lord Vladimere Hellsubus: It was in this foul dungeon that my great-grandfather, Lord Lucien Hellsubus, committed unspeakable acts of torture.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: You mean, like, "Whip me, baby, whip me?"

Lord Vladimere Hellsubus: In a nutshell, yes.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Ouch.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Honey when I spend the night in a man's room he'd better pay me