Eloise Quotes in Ashby (2015)

Ed Wallis: Look, I'm so sorry. I really am so sorry. I was just such a coward, and I am often a coward. And you should know that about me, and I really will work on it. But I just like you so much and it keeps me up at night and it makes me smile like an idiot and it's all I can think about. And the fact that I was a shit to you it just makes me want to tear my eyeballs out of my head and present them to you on a velvet cushion while an orchestra plays the theme from Harold and Maude.

Eloise: See, Every time I try to hate you, say something that makes me know we're meant to be together.

[sigh]

Eloise: You really fucking hurt me.

Ed Wallis: I know and I promise I'll never... I won't, I'll never do anything like that again. I'm... I'll be there for you.

Eloise: If you had a brain in either head, you'd know that I'm doing what's best for both of us.

Eloise: Can I say something? And, and this comes from a place of total humility. With the acknowledgment that my life is a day-by-day experiment in... really bad decisions. But, er... you're really messed up.

Éloïse: He said to choose anything. l couldn't take advantage. l took something ordinary. What would l do with something valuable?

Eloise: So, why do you like me so much anyway?

Tom Tom: I don't know.

Eloise: Tom Tom, you know... you can't always say 'yes' or 'no' or 'I don't know'... you know... There must be a reason. And it would be nice to know what it is. So why don't you think about it and I'll wait.

Tom Tom: Love can never be portrayed the same way as a tree or the sea, or any other mystery. It's the eyes, with which we see. It's the sinner in the saint. It's the light inside the paint.

Eloise: It's too bad you're a cop, you'd make a great pimp.

Tom Tom: And sometimes people die when they smoke, and sometimes they even get cancer.

Eloise: I can't die.

Tom Tom: Oh, you can't? You can't?

Eloise: I don't exist.

Tom Tom: So, how come?

Eloise: I'm fictional.

Tom Tom: Venice is for lovers.

Eloise: So you're a pretty smooth operator?

Eloise: If you're not gonna play retard, I'm not gonna play whore.

Eloise: Don't take this personally Miss Walker, but it's ironic - I mean, you being a big star and me being a cigarette girl.

Kiki Walker: I know, I know. You got the talent and I got the breaks. I heard it in every nightclub.

Eloise: If you got cold feet honey, I'll take over for you. That little red dress of yours fits me just perfect.

Kiki Walker: Someday you'll try on my coffin and I hope it fits you just perfect.

Eloise: This is a bad town for blondes.

Eloise: [referring to Jerry] Wish he'd "Front Page" for me.