Elly May Quotes in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)

Elly May: I reckon why they got two sets of steps.

Jethro: That's easy! One's for going up, and the other's for going down!

Elly May: Oh.

[on the subject of California]

Elly May: I hear they got smog.

Daisy Mae 'Granny' Moses: What's a smog?

[pause]

Jethro: I reckon it's a small hog.

Elly May: I just wanna be who I am. And I ain't goin' to no France!

Elly May: Look! They's a-playin' 'Kick the Can'!

Derek: Is this some kind of joke?

[talking about all the people coming to watch him and Elly May wrestle]

Elly May: Well, come on, baby. Let's wrestle.

[grins at Derek]

Elly May: Well, come on, baby... let's wrestle.

[to Derek]

Elly May: This here's what I call the Clampett Clamp.

[During the match,to Derek while she choking him with a headlock]

Derek: [Grunts] That's not legal.

Elly May: [Confused look] Really? Well, try this one.

[Pushes Derek to the mat face flat]