Elizabeth Masterson Quotes in Just Like Heaven (2005)

Maitre D': [from trailer] Whats wrong with him?

Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax

David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothax, sir.

Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.

David Abbott: Nuemathax, sir!

Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax!

David Abbott: Numathurman.

Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind

David Abbott: Never mind!

Elizabeth Masterson: I'm completely capable of meeting men on my own.

Abby Brody: I know, I'd just like you to meet one who isn't bleeding

Elizabeth Masterson: I'll have you know that I have had two marriage proposals today

Mr. Clarke: Marry me

Elizabeth Masterson: Yes, of course Mr Clarke. Make that three!

David Abbott: You ate here a lot?

Elizabeth Masterson: No. I never did. I remember looking in the window and wishing I could.

David Abbott: Well why didn't you? Were you like a homeless street urchin?

Elizabeth Masterson: You had no idea she was naked on your bed?

David Abbott: No.

Elizabeth Masterson: You're wondering what she looks like.

David Abbott: No I'm not.

Elizabeth Masterson: A little?

David Abbott: Not enough to, to go look.

Elizabeth Masterson: Tell you what: I'll do a little recon for ya.

David Abbott: Please don't!

Elizabeth Masterson: Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

Jack Houriskey: Why do you want to do this?

David Abbott: ...Because I love her, okay? I love her.

[looks at Elizabeth]

David Abbott: I love you.

Elizabeth Masterson: [taken aback and smiling] ... No ones ever said that to me before.

Elizabeth Masterson: David?

David Abbott: What?

Elizabeth Masterson: Tell him thank you.

David Abbott: We're really grateful, Jack.

Jack Houriskey: I'm not doin' it for you.

David Abbott: Then why are you doing it?

Jack Houriskey: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body. When that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

Elizabeth Masterson: [after remembering that she was a doctor] I may have been a lonely home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!

David Abbott: Darryl!

Darryl: Dude!

David Abbott: Yeah.

Darryl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the spirit's with you, isn't it? You can't bring that thing in here, what're you thinking, bro?

David Abbott: Listen, man, you were right about her. She's alive.

Darryl: Righteous.

David Abbott: But she's in a coma and her family is gonna take her off of life support.

Darryl: Not so righteous. So, what, are you guys socializing now?

David Abbott: We've acclimated.

Darryl: Yeah, I can tell. In fact, I'm sensing some intense feelings she has for you, bro.

David Abbott: Really?

Elizabeth Masterson: No I don't!

Darryl: Ooh, MAJOR red aura, SOMEBODY's embarrassed.

Elizabeth Masterson: Oh my, this is more serious than I thought

David Abbott: Go away, you don't exist!

Elizabeth Masterson: I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer honestly. Has your recent alcohol intake increased?

David Abbott: Yeah. So?

Elizabeth Masterson: So are you hearing voices or seeing things that aren't quite real?

David Abbott: As a matter of fact, yeah

Elizabeth Masterson: Well then, have you recently sought consult from a mental health care professional?

David Abbott: What? How did you know that? Stay away from me!

Elizabeth Masterson: Do you often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you?

David Abbott: Why are you asking so many questions?

Elizabeth Masterson: I'll take that as a yes. Listen to me. You have fantasised, quite convincingly that you have rented an apartment that in fact belongs to somebody else.

Elizabeth Masterson: [Extra dialogue] I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill.

Elizabeth Masterson: Really?

Elizabeth Masterson: I think I know what my unfinished business is.

David Abbott: What?

Elizabeth Masterson: You.

Elizabeth Masterson: We have an address, a dry cleaning ticket and a book of matches. Do you know what that means?

David Abbott: We could start a very small fire?

Elizabeth Masterson: Why is she wearing workout clothes? I mean, if you were gonna work out in the middle of the day, which is basically the only reason to be wearing workout clothes, do you really need a push up bra? The whole point is to strap 'em down, not push 'em up.

David Abbott: You know what? You're NOT coming with me any more!

Elizabeth Masterson: Why? Something might jog my memory.

David Abbott: Too bad. You're like an AM radio that someone SHOVED in my head and I can't turn off.

Elizabeth Masterson: You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?

David Abbott: Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.

Elizabeth Masterson: Why don't you just date a pit bull?

David Abbott: Maybe I will.

David Abbott: Your sister really wouldn't sign those papers, would she?

Elizabeth Masterson: I don't know. I hope not. It won't even matter if I don't wake up soon. My brain activity's decreasing every day.

David Abbott: Well maybe that's not such a bad thing, you're kind of a smarty-pants. No, it'll bring you down to my level.

David Abbott: Have you have any traumatic experiences recently?

Elizabeth Masterson: Like what?

David Abbott: Oh, I don't know. Like DYING?

David Abbott: I have a dinner date.

Katrina: Well, I got dessert.

Elizabeth Masterson: I just threw up in my mouth.

Elizabeth Masterson: I guess you got my job.

Brett Rushton: Yeah. I think I've earned it. I deserve it.

Elizabeth Masterson: Everything you thought it would be?

Brett Rushton: It is.

[she realizes he's talking on the phone]

Brett Rushton: And it's time to upgrade from the to the... I'm goin' to the dealer tonight... Hold on. It's Walsh, I have to take this... Hello?... Really?... You want me to do it?... Sure, of course I can... Dude, did you know I can get a built-in jack for my iPod?

Elizabeth Masterson: Did you know there's people out there dying? I'm in a coma, have you noticed?

Brett Rushton: I know. Sweet!

Katrina: She was like, totally antisocial.

Elizabeth Masterson: Ok, maybe we weren't close friends

Katrina: She was like a cat lady with no cats.

Elizabeth Masterson: Ok. We're done here.

Father Flanagan: [while splashing holy water on the wood floor] The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

Elizabeth Masterson: [to David] You're mopping that up.

Elizabeth Masterson: But I'm in a coma David, that's not good.

David Abbott: It's way better than dead!

Brett Rushton: Did you know your sister's opinion on artificially prolonging life?

Abby Brody: No

Brett Rushton: She was against it.

Abby Brody: Really?

Elizabeth Masterson: That was before! I'm totally for it now!

Brett Rushton: Honestly, most in our profession feel that way.

Elizabeth Masterson: Not me! I'm perfectly happy.

David Abbott: I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.

Elizabeth Masterson: She's just trying to be a good parent and keep her kids away from a crazy man.

Elizabeth Masterson: Can I do anything to make you comfortable?

Mr. Clarke: Marry me?

Elizabeth Masterson: [to an assistant] Decrease Mr. Clarke's morphine drip.

David Abbott: Get out of my house!

Elizabeth Masterson: You get out!

[She tries to shove him, but passes through him and falls through the wall]

David Abbott: Rest in peace!

[He turns around to see her standing there]

Elizabeth Masterson: I'm not leaving!

[first lines]

Nurse Maria: Elizabeth...

Elizabeth Masterson: How long was I out?

Nurse Maria: Um, about six minutes.

Elizabeth Masterson: Thanks, I'll be right there.

Nurse Maria: OK, I'll be outside.

Elizabeth Masterson: Why do I know you?

David Abbott: Maybe from your dreams

[flashback]

Elizabeth Masterson: It wasn't a dream

David Abbott: No

[They kiss]

Elizabeth Masterson: [looking through a door at Katrina who is naked off-screen] Ooh! She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "all aboard".

David Abbott: Really?

Elizabeth Masterson: In three languages!

David Abbott: Ugh! Why are you still here?

Elizabeth Masterson: That's a scary question, I have no idea.

Elizabeth Masterson: You think if you could ever really touch me, I might wake up from all of this.

[David and Elizabeth try to touch their hands together]

Mr. Clarke: [runs up to Elizabeth] Will you marry me doctor?

Elizabeth Masterson: Of course, Mr. Clarke...

[sees that he is naked]

Elizabeth Masterson: ...but you might want to put on a robe first.

Elizabeth Masterson: [Tries to pick up phone, but her hand passes right through it] What have you done to my phone?

David Abbott: You're dead!

Elizabeth Masterson: Stop saying that!

David Abbott: I've told her to walk to the light, but she won't listen

Elizabeth Masterson: There is no light! Aaaarrrggg! You're infuriating!

Elizabeth Masterson: She said that the only thing to do was to burn the scores and drink lots of margaritas.

David Abbott: You saved lives.

Elizabeth Masterson: Yeah... including my own. I saved my life, for later. I just... I never thought there wouldn't be a later.