Elastigirl Quotes in The Incredibles (2004)

[Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]

Elastigirl: India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.

[she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]

Elastigirl: Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!

Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!

Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late...

Elastigirl: Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!

Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!

Elastigirl: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!

[missiles close in]

Dash: [frightened] Mom?

Elastigirl: *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!

Mr. Incredible: NO!

Elastigirl: [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!

Violet: [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!

Elastigirl: Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!

[the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]

Elastigirl: Abort abort abort!

[the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them]

[Helen hands the kids two masks]

Elastigirl: Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.

Violet: But you said never to use...

Elastigirl: [snaps at her] I know what I said!

[sighing]

Elastigirl: Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.

Elastigirl: This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.

Mr. Incredible: A jet's not fast enough.

Elastigirl: What's faster than a jet?

Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?

Elastigirl: Great. I can't fly a rocket.

Violet: You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.

Mr. Incredible: Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?

Mirage: [Over PA system] Say please.

[Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an apparantley empty seat]

Violet: Ow!

Elastigirl: Violet!

Violet: [becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...

Dash: [pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Elastigirl: Dash!

Violet: [over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...

Dash: [over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"

Violet: ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...

Dash: ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!

Violet: ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Dash: ...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!

Elastigirl: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?

Violet: Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...

Dash: [over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!

Violet: [over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

Elastigirl: [on Jack-Jack] All right, well, who'd you get?

[scene switch to the Parr home]

Kari: You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR, and I've got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand.

Elastigirl: Kari?

Kari: I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.

Elastigirl: Kari...

Kari: ...And the beauty part is the babies don't even have to listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about!

Elastigirl: Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay you for your trouble but I'd really rather call a service.

Kari: Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.

[to Jack-Jack]

Kari: Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?

Mr. Incredible: I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.

Elastigirl: You didn't want me to *worry*? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?

Mr. Incredible: [grinning happily] You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.

Mr. Incredible: Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.

Elastigirl: While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so.

Mr. Incredible: I'm asking you to wait with the kids.

Elastigirl: And I'm telling you, not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you - for better or worse.

Mr. Incredible: I have to do this alone.

Elastigirl: What is this to you? Playtime?

Mr. Incredible: No.

Elastigirl: So you can be Mr. Incredible again?

Mr. Incredible: No!

Elastigirl: Then what? What is it?

Mr. Incredible: I'm not...

Elastigirl: Not what?

Mr. Incredible: Not... I'm not strong enough.

Elastigirl: Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?

Mr. Incredible: Yes. No!

Elastigirl: That's what this is? Some sort of work out?

Mr. Incredible: [shouts] I can't lose you again!

[calms down]

Mr. Incredible: I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.

Elastigirl: [kisses him] If we work together, you won't have to be.

Mr. Incredible: I don't know what will happen...

Elastigirl: Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen?

Mr. Incredible: [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.

[while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]

Dash: Uh, Dad...

Elastigirl: Shh, don't interrupt.

Mr. Incredible: So... caught up in the past that I... *You* are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...

Violet: [At the control panel] Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.

[she frees them by hitting a green button]

Mr. Incredible: [yelling to Helen as she holds up the RV] How ya doin', honey?

Elastigirl: [screaming back] Do I have to answer?

Elastigirl: I think your father is in trouble.

Violet: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doin' so hot either.

Elastigirl: You're in charge until I get back, Violet.

Dash: What?

Violet: You heard her.

Elastigirl: Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep...

[Bob kisses her]

Mr. Incredible: How could I betray the perfect woman?

Elastigirl: Oh, you're referring to *me* now?

Mr. Incredible: The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?

Elastigirl: Traction Avenue.

Mr. Incredible: That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?

Elastigirl: Don't take Seventh!

Mr. Incredible: Great, we missed it!

Elastigirl: You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!

Mr. Incredible: That'll take me downtown!

Elastigirl: It's coming up, get in the right lane! Signal!

Mr. Incredible: We don't exit at Traction!

Elastigirl: YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT!

[Mr. Incredible yanks the wheel over and careens down the exit]

Elastigirl: Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.

Elastigirl: Now our kids are in danger?

Mr. Incredible: Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?

Elastigirl: I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!

Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?

Elastigirl: I mean, either he's *in* trouble, or he's *going* to be.

Elastigirl: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?

Mr. Incredible: Are you doing anything later?

Elastigirl: I have a previous engagement.

Dash: You want to go *toward* the people that tried to kill us?

Elastigirl: If it means land, yes.

[to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash]

Elastigirl: Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now, both of you will *get a grip*! Or so help me, I will *ground* you for a month. Understand?