El Jefe Quotes in xXx (2002)
El Jefe Quotes:
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Xander Cage: [after El Jefe slaps Xander across the face] You slap me again, I'm going to throw you a beating.
[El Jefe slaps him again]
Xander Cage: Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.
El Jefe: [points machete in his face] You know what, funny guy? Maybe I'll cut off your nose first, huh? Funny guy.
Xander Cage: What's funny is, this actually smells like real blood.
El Jefe: I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you're going to smell.
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El Jefe: Okay, funny guys. I'll show you what we do when funny guys get in our business.
Xander Cage: What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?
El Jefe: No. Cut off their Achilles tendon and watch them flop around like a marionette. Unless you have something to tell me, something I need to know? Huh?
Xander Cage: Uh, okay. You're short.
[TJ and Virg start to laugh]
Xander Cage: And my friend over there says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me.
El Jefe: [kicks Virg] Shut up!
Xander Cage: Just two seconds ago, you told us to talk. Now it's "Shut up?" I mean, I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're the worst at this torture thing.
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El Jefe: I will pay one million dollars. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!
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El Jefe: Please, drink with me. I am a very happy man.
Bennie: Nah, I've got nothing to celebrate.
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El Jefe: Quien es el padre? Who is the father?
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