El Fuego Quotes in Half Past Dead (2002)

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El Fuego Quotes:

  • Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: [Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

    Sasha: Why they call it that?

    Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...

    [holds up stun baton]

    Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

    Justice Jane McPherson: [seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?

    El Fuego: Number one, one, three, seven.

    Justice Jane McPherson: What's he doing here?

    El Fuego: When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.

  • 49er Six: I think we've got a problem.

    49er One: Who?

    49er Six: Prisoner 1137.

    49er One: [Walks down to El Fuego to ask him] Who is 1137?

    El Fuego: A major pain in your ass.

    49er Six: You think you're funny now?

    El Fuego: Bésame el culo, cabrona.

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