El Chupacabra Quotes in Planes (2013)

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El Chupacabra Quotes:

  • Bulldog: I'm sorry, did you say your name was El Chupacabra or El "Cuckoo"-cabra?

    El Chupacabra: You make joke?

    [shouts]

    El Chupacabra: You make joke? Very well... you leave me no choice! I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.

    [rolls away]

    Bulldog: I hope I can get over it... Oh, I just did.

  • Rochelle: Monsieur El Chu... from rogue to tres romantique...

    [rolls off]

    El Chupacabra: What does that mean?

    Dusty Crophopper: No idea. But, French Canadian is the language of love... in Quebec. So, it's got to be good.

  • El Chupacabra: Are you tired? You have been flying through my mind nonstop!

    Rochelle: And why would I be tired from flying through such a teeny-tiny space, hmm?

  • [El Chupacabra turns up, disheveled and covered in kisses]

    Dusty Crophopper: Whoa, what happened to you?

    El Chupacabra: That song, it flipped a switch...

    Rochelle: Ooooh, my little monster, come here!

    [grabs and drags El Chupacabra off]

    El Chupacabra: [comes back exhausted] She is like a jaguar now!

  • El Chupacabra: [to Ripslinger] Senor Dusty has ten times the engine you do!

    Ishani: And ten times the integrity!

    Ripslinger: Says the plane with the shiny new propeller! How much integrity did that cost you, sweetheart?

    Ishani: Too much.

  • El Chupacabra: [to Ripslinger] You are not even worthy of a cape swish.

  • El Chupacabra: Dusty, I cannot bear the thought of competing without you...

    [produces equipment to repair Dusty]

    Dusty Crophopper: That's the wing of a T-33 Shooting Star.

    El Chupacabra: When the great Mexican Air Force needed help, American T-33s came. They did not ask questions. They did not hesitate. They were there, because that is what compadres do.

    Dusty Crophopper: [sees El Chupacabra's assistant with a box] And what's that?

    El Chupacabra: That is my lunch, don't touch! But the wings are yours.

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