Eeyore Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Piglet: [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit: [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet: I cannot.

Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet: No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Pooh: Who's there?

Rabbit: Pooh!

Pooh: Pooh who?

Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet: Not possible.

Owl: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet: Not these pieces!

Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet: Why not?

Eeyore: 'Cause it's all for naught.

Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...

Pooh: Gesundheit.

Owl: I beg your pardon?

Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.

Owl: I didn't sneeze.

Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.

Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!

Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.

Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward...

Pooh: [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is issue, not ah-choo! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!.

Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.

Owl: Oh!

[hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards]

Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo: They break your crayons.

Rabbit: They spill your tea!

Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

Piglet: They clog your pipes.

Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh: They eat your snacks.

Piglet: They won't relax!

Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

Kanga: They steal your youth!

Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

Pooh: Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?

Eeyore: Yup, I know how that feels.

Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

Pooh: With a little honey on the side.

Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?

Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

Rabbit: Owl!

Owl: What?

Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

Pooh: I can't, either.

Eeyore: Moved me to tears.

Tigger: Tigger Two? I thought the Backson got you. As soon as we get out of here, we're gonna show that Backson what Tiggers are made of, aren't we?

Eeyore: Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore.

Tigger: What? But what about all the bouncing, and - and the trouncing, and the mixing it up? I thought you liked being a Tigger.

Eeyore: The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one.

Tigger: Aw, shucks. I'm speechless.

Eeyore: [deadpan] Oh, joy.

Piglet: Don't worry, Eeyore. I put up a sign so you'll always know where it is. See?

Eeyore: Pooh Corner. Nice.

Tigger: Thanks Donkey Boy!

Eeyore: Mmhm.

Rabbit: Thanks Eeyore.

Eeyore: Anytime.

Winnie the Pooh: Thank you Eeyore.

Eeyore: You're Welcome.

Winnie the Pooh: Eeyore. You got stunned out there?

Eeyore: Nope. I got stunned right there where i can keep an eye on it.

Eeyore: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Christopher Robin: There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?

Eeyore: No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.

Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.

Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Eeyore: W-O-L, that spells owl.

Owl: Bless my soul, so it does.

[in spite of the heavy rainfall that floods the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore stubbornly sticks to his task of house-hunting for Owl and sees a flooded-out house]

Eeyore: There's one. Cozy cottage. Nice location. Bit damp for Owl, though.

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Piglet: Pooh Bear's been up in that tree an awful long time don't you think?

Eeyore: Most likely he's stuck. Been known to happen.

Piglet: Oh dear. Then i'd better climb up there and see if he's all right.

Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.

Winnie The Pooh: What plans?

Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.

Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.

Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.

Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.

Roo: H-hey everybody, look what I found!

[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery, a large a hole in the grass]

Tigger: [pointing] It's a swimming pool.

Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

Eeyore: [upon Pooh's return from sending the letter to Santa again] Hooray. How wonderful.

[everybody has gotten the wrong gifts]

Rabbit: [to Eeyore] But Santa was supposed to bring you a new home!

[Eeyore is wearing a suitcase on his body]

Eeyore: He did. A mobile home.

[the suitcase breaks open freeing Eeyore in the process]