Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor Quotes in Canadian Bacon (1995)

Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.

Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.

Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.

[TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto]

Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.