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  • [last lines]

    Edwin Dingle: In fact, I don't think I'm ever going to see Buster again.

    [Edwin hears the spooky Buster music and gasps]

    Edwin Dingle: [angrily] Buster!

    Buzzy's Ghost: [popping out of a box] I'm a little devil, ain't I?

  • Ellen Shanley: Do you think you'll be coming back tomorrow?

    Edwin Dingle: Oh, by all means. I enjoy it here very much, uh, I love the smell of leather bindings.

  • Edwin Dingle: Did you say you sing and dance in a night club?

    Sailor's Girl Friend: No, I work in a bakery. But, a lot of people take me for Lana Turner.

  • [repeated line]

    Edwin Dingle: Potato salad!

  • Ellen Shanley: You know, Mr. Dingle, you have the most extraordinary mind I've ever heard of.

    Edwin Dingle: Oh, I wouldn't say that.

    Ellen Shanley: You're very modest, aren't you?

    Edwin Dingle: Yes, I guess, I am.

    Ellen Shanley: That's odd. If I had a mind like yours; in fact, if I had any mind at all; I'd be a brazen hussy! Ha-ha-ha.

    Edwin Dingle: Oh! Ha-ha-ha

    Ellen Shanley: There! I bet that's the first time you've laughed since you've read Professor Zimmel's inaccuracies of the Phoenician wars. Ha-ha-ha

    Edwin Dingle: Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I guess it is, at that. You know, I really enjoy being here.

    Ellen Shanley: I'm glad. I like having you.

  • Ellen Shanley: Edwin, do you always where your hair parted in the middle?

    Edwin Dingle: Yes, why?

    Ellen Shanley: Why, I never saw anybody look good with their hair that way, except Hedy Lamarr.

  • Policeman in Park: [Kicked in the posterior by Edwin Dingle while drinking at a water fountain in Prospect Park] Why, you!

    Edwin Dingle: Good evening.

    Policeman in Park: What do you think you're doing?

    Edwin Dingle: Oh, forgive me, it was, it was a scientific experiment.

    Policeman in Park: I'll show you an experiment, Einstein!

  • Edwin Dingle: Fear is not in the Dingle lexicon, Buster.

  • Edwin Dingle: I want to explain about last night.

    Ellen Shanley: Well, it better be good. Making me wait hours for potato salad and telephoning me and barking like a dog, meowing like a cat and hooting like an owl.

  • Edwin Dingle: Ellen.

    Ellen Shanley: You've got a nerve, hanging around here. You just got me fired!

    Edwin Dingle: I'm sorry, but, I must resort to force.

    Ellen Shanley: Oh, now you're a cave man!

    Edwin Dingle: Well, the Neanderthal Man had his merits.

  • District Attorney: Your story is satisfactory except for a few minor details.

    Edwin Dingle: Well, it was quite dark and I may have slipped up on one or two points.

    District Attorney: Yes, in the first place, the tall, thin man with the red beard was a short, fat, fan dancer named Chu-Chu LaVerne!

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