Edward Fletcher-Wooten Quotes in The Wedding Date (2005)

Jeffrey: [about Nick] There's something about him I don't like.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: He's 9% body fat and shagging your ex-girlfriend.

Jeffrey: [about Kat] I didn't deserve her back then.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: And you do now?

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: Oh, come on. Who heard about dance lessons for a wedding?

Nick Mercer: Just about everybody.

Amy: [Edward is upset after being told that Amy slept with Jeffrey] I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd never forgive me and I just... I love you so much.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: I knew you were seeing someone when we finally got together, but not Jeffrey. Does Kat know?

Amy: Jeffrey told her last night.

[she cowers when Edward advances]

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: Excuse me.

[he leaves]

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: I've had her up on a pedestal ever since... since the day I put her up there.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: [chasing Jeffery] I look like a total wanker, don't I?

Nick Mercer: Yeah, kind of. Get in the car, Ed. He's halfway to France by now.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: How do you know so much about so much?

Nick Mercer: *I'm* a hooker.

Jeffrey: You remember when we took the girls hiking in the Lake District?

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No.

Jeffrey: Yeah, you do. Blistering heat in the morning. Pouring rain all afternoon.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No.

Jeffrey: You backed your car over that copper's bicycle.

Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No, sorry, no.

Jeffrey: The Rat and Gherkin.

Jeffrey, Edward Fletcher-Wooten: Mmm-hmm-hmm, splendid local scrumpy.