Edward Crow Quotes in P.U.N.K.S. (1999)

Edward Crow: Hey, you know what we're gonna do this weekend? We're gonna take the corporate jet, and we're gonna go squirrel hunting. You wanna come, Utley? Huh?

[taking a gun and aiming it at Utley's head]

Edward Crow: A gun like this, almost shoots itself.

Pat Utley: [nervously] Wh-what's the sport in that?

Edward Crow: It's the way I like it. Would you go back to work?

[points to his stuffed crow]

Edward Crow: My bird hates your cologne.

Edward Crow: The government sells to every Saddam, Dick, and Harry, why can't I?

Edward Crow: [to his stuffed bird] See? We are ready. Don't peck Daddy, don't peck Daddy.