Eduardo Quotes in Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Eduardo: I am not afraid of your jelly guns.
Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.
[uses the fart gun on El Macho, knocking him out cold from the stench]
Eduardo: [reunited with his daughter] I'm sorry I can't imagine how alone you must've been
Jewel: Daddy I wasn't alone
[points to Blu]
Jewel: Blu found me
Carla: [seeing her mother give a tearful laugh] Mom? are you okay?
Eduardo: [drops Blu] MOM?
[turns to face his grandkids]
Eduardo: I'm a grandpa?
[taking it in]
Eduardo: I'm a grandpa...
Eduardo: LOOK AT ME I'M A GRANDPA
Jewel: [as her father laughs] Daddy... this is Carla... Bia... and Tiago
Bia: Nice to meet you sir!
Eduardo: There is no need for any sir... you can call me pop-pop
Carla: Pop-pop? Ohh I like that
Tiago: Look dad... i can fly backwards
Eduardo: You're never too late to learn Tiago
Blu: Kids go easy on old Pop-pop
Eduardo: [annoyed] HEY
[glares at Blu]
Eduardo: You can call me sir!
Eduardo: [Before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way Blu!
Blu: [Overjoyed at his father in law saying his correct name] HA! That's my name! Yes... I am Blu!
[Eduardo a-hums him]
Blu: Oh... right... Birds of blue feather...
Jewel, Tiago, Carla, Bia: [Joined by the entire flock] ... HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!
Jewel: [On learning her husband is facing the loggers solo] No daddy... I'm not going with you!
Eduardo: You have to go! I will NOT PUT MY FAMILY IN DANGER!
Jewel: BLU... IS MY FAMILY... and I'm not about to leave him!
Blu: [from off-screen] You don't have too!
Jewel: [Touches her beak with his] Are you okay!
Blu: [Looks to his father in law] Look Eduardo... I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock... but for once that's a good thing! You know the jungle... I know humans!
Eduardo: Buenos dÃas seÃ±or, le apetece algo de comer?
Elliot Richards: Como dices? Yo no hablo espaÃ±ol... un momento! estoy hablando en espaÃ±ol! Que diablos! Realmente estoy hablando en espaÃ±ol!
Elliot Richards: Que tal que Mrs Klein mi profesora de espaÃ±ol me pudiera oir, ella siempre decÃa que yo no podÃa juntar dos frases, seguro estaba equivocada...
Elliot Richards: Hola! Mucho Gusto! Me llamo Elliot! Hola Juan, hola Esteban, dÃ³nde esta esa biblioteca? esa es la casa de mi tÃa, no gracias, soy alÃ©rgico a los crustaceos
Eduardo: SeÃ±or, se siente bien?
Elliot Richards: Muy bien! mejor no podrÃa estar!
Eduardo: You gonna eat a lot with us tonight, now?
Julia: What do you recommend, Eduardo?
Eduardo: You like pasta?
Julia: Very much.
Eduardo: I gonna bring you three pounds of it, the best you ever tasted. You gonna love it.
Eduardo: [to Daniel] What about you, my friend? You like, eh, shrimp?
Daniel Miller: Um, yeah.
Eduardo: We can make it so fresh they crawl up and put it in your plate themselves.
Daniel Miller: Aren't they high in cholesterol?
Eduardo: I don't know what you're talking about, but they high in everything. Don't worry about it.
[Don Baulio has chosen the next one to go after Barabarosa]
Don Braulio Zuvalla: Eduardo. You are the one. You will go after Barabarosa. Will you know him?
Eduardo: Si, I will know him. From the songs we sing and the stories we tell, I will know him.
Don Braulio Zuvalla: Kill him; kill this Barbarosa. Bring me his cojones. Bring them to me on a stick so we can see them and honor you.
Eduardo: Barbarosa is dead. He is dead. I killed him with my knife.
Don Braulio Zuvalla: You bring me no proof. Where are his cajones?
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