Edith Martin Quotes in At Middleton (2013)
Edith Martin Quotes:
George Hartman: Your girl seemed very determined.
Edith Martin: Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.
George Hartman: A smartphone fascist.
Edith Martin: If Audrey had to give up either her phone or her kidney, she'd be on dialysis. I'm sure of it.
Edith Martin: I thought you *fixed* hearts.
George Hartman: Feckless? Let me guess, you're a high school English teacher.
Edith Martin: Wrong. How 'bout you? Wait, let me guess, let me guess. Are you a Brooks Brothers model?
George Hartman: I'm a cardiac surgeon. I was speaking with a patient.
Edith Martin: Hmm, so you can fix a heart over the phone?
George Hartman: Depends on the data plan.
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