Edie Quotes in Imagine Me & You (2005)

Heck: Edie, are you gay?

Edie: Am I gay?

[laughs]

Edie: I'm ecstatic!

Edie: She's not just heterosexual, she's barbie heterosexual!

Edie: You need a love life.

Luce: I have a like life. It suits me fine.

Edie: Why don't you go find your own husband, Olivia?

Olivia: I would if I fucking COULD, Edie!

Vince: [ater Edie reluctantly accepts his dinner invitation] You've made an old man very happy!

Edie: You're not so old.

Vince: Yeah, I know, and I'm not so happy.

Ella: It's like you're Jesus and you can walk on water, only you're Edie and you can walk under the shower without getting your hair wet.

Edie: Hmmm... that's just what it's like.

Edie: Isn't everybody a part of everybody else?

Terry: Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

Edie: Which side are you with?

Terry: Me? I'm with me, Terry.

Edie: I've never met anyone like you. There's not a spark of sentiment or romance or human kindness in your whole body.

Terry: What good does it do you but get you in trouble?

Terry: You know, I seen you a lot of times before. Remember parochial school out on Paluski Street? Seven, eight years ago. Your hair, you had your hair uh...

Edie: Braids.

Terry: Looked like a hunk of rope. And you had wires on your teeth and glasses and everything. You was really a mess.

Edie: I want you to stay away from me.

Terry: Edie, you love me... I want you to say it to me.

Edie: I didn't say I didn't love you. I said, "Stay away from me."

Edie: What kind of saint hides in a church?

Edie: But Pop, I've seen things that I know are so wrong. Now how can I go back to school and keep my mind on... on things that are just in books, that-that-that aren't people living?

Edie: Looking for your little friend? She was gone through there already.

Edie: Are you really the Devil?

Satan: Yes.

Edie: Would you like some soup?

[Satan looks completely baffled]

Dave: She's a Buddhist.