Edgar Frog Quotes in The Lost Boys (1987)


Edgar Frog Quotes:

  • Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.

    Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!

  • Alan Frog: We don't ride with vampires.

    Sam Emerson: Fine, stay here.

    Edgar Frog: [Looks around, clearly scared] We do now.

    Alan Frog: Yeah.

  • Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.

    Sam Emerson: Did you know that?

    Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.

  • Edgar Frog: I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.

  • Edgar Frog: Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!

    Sam Emerson: Chill out, Edgar.

    Edgar Frog: [coming to his senses] Right.

  • Paul: You killed Marco!

    Edgar Frog: Yeah, and you're next!

    Paul: No, you're next!

    [Paul sees garlic in the bathtub]

    Paul: Haha! Garlic don't work, boys!


  • Edgar Frog: [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam] Okay, where's Nosferatu?

    Sam Emerson: Who?

    Edgar Frog: The prince of darkness.

    Alan Frog: The night crawler. The bloodsucker.

    Edgar Frog: El Vampiro.

    Sam Emerson: Mike! They're here!

  • Edgar Frog: Where the hell are you from? Krypton?

  • Edgar Frog: How much do you think we should charge them for this?

  • Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?

    Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

    Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?

    Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.

  • Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?

    Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day.

    Alan Frog: Does the sunlight freak him out?

    Sam Emerson: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.

    Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails?

    Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.

    Alan Frog: He's a vampire all right.

    Edgar Frog: All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.

    Sam Emerson: I can't do that; he's my brother.

    Alan Frog: OK, we'll come over and do it for you.

    Sam Emerson: No!

    Edgar Frog: You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

  • Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."

    Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.

    Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.

    Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.

    Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

  • Sam Emerson: Guys, we're on our own.

    Edgar Frog: Good, just the way we like it.

  • Alan Frog: Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

    Sam Emerson: No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian!

    Edgar Frog: Or, a vampire!

    Sam Emerson: You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?

  • Sam Emerson: What's that smell?

    Edgar Frog: Vampires, my friend, vampires.

  • Edgar Frog: Are you OK?

    Sam Emerson: I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.

    Alan Frog: All right, Sambo!

    Edgar Frog: We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.

    Alan Frog: Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!

    Edgar Frog: Well, Nanook helped a little.

    Alan Frog: Death to all vampires!

    Edgar Frog: Maximum body count!

    Edgar Frog: We're awesome monster bashers!

    Alan Frog: The meanest!

    Edgar Frog: The baddest!

  • Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

    Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

    Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

    Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

  • Alan Frog: Aaaaaah! Flies!

    Edgar Frog: We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.

  • Alan Frog: We blew it, man, we lost it!

    Edgar Frog: Shut up!

    Alan Frog: We unraveled in the face of the enemy!

    Edgar Frog: It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!

  • Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!

    [the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]

    Edgar Frog: Christ!

    Sam Emerson: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!

  • Michael Emerson: [the Frog Brothers are talking about killing Star] Don't you touch her!

    Edgar Frog: [to Alan] Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper.

  • Edgar Frog: [in background] I'm the head Frog here.

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