Eddie, the Chauffeur Quotes in Topper Returns (1941)
Eddie, the Chauffeur Quotes:
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Eddie, the Chauffeur: Doors closing by themselves. People talkin' to nuthin' and gettin' answers. I'm going back.
Clara Topper: Back where?
Eddie, the Chauffeur: To Mr. Benny. Ain't nuthin' like this ever happened there.
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Eddie, the Chauffeur: Pardon me, boss, but could I sort of inquire what we're going to the Carrington place for?
Cosmo Topper: To look for a body.
Eddie, the Chauffeur: Better look for one for me, too, 'cause the one I'm using now is numb.
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[Two attractive woman stop a car by sitting right in the roadway]
Eddie, the Chauffeur: Uh-oh! Danger ahead. Two of 'em.
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Sgt. Roberts: Well, what are YOU doin' here?
Eddie, the Chauffeur: If you'd've asked me that a second later, you'd have been talkin' to yourself.
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Cosmo Topper: Would you mind telling me where you ladies are taking me?
Ann Carrington: To the Carrington Estate.
Eddie, the Chauffeur: Uh-oh.
Ann Carrington: Is there anything wrong with the Carrington place?
Eddie, the Chauffeur: Yes, ma'am! If there wasn't anybody livin' there, it would be a haunted house.
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Eddie, the Chauffeur: Do I look as pale as I feel?
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Clara Topper: Edward, you look for him down that way.
Eddie, the Chauffeur: Its awful dark down there.
Clara Topper: Darkness never hurt anyone.
Eddie, the Chauffeur: It ain't the darkness, Mrs. Topper. Its what's in it!
Clara Topper: Don't be silly. There's no difference light and dark; except, the lights are out.
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Eddie, the Chauffeur: Hold on, boss, that chair's deceptive, destructible, dis-trustworthy and this is the voice of experience!
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