Eddie Lipschultz Quotes in The Whoopee Boys (1986)

Henrietta Phelps: Why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselve, and tell everyone why you came to the Phelps School?

Eddie Lipschultz: Hi! My name is Eddie, Eddie Lipschultz. I'm here because my mom's new boyfriend says I can't sleep in her bedroom anymore. I figured if I came to charm school, I might be able to... , there might be chance that I'd... , I could possibly...

Barney: [interrupting] Get laid?

Barney: [Eddie nods] I thought so.