Eddie Lenahan Quotes in Critical Condition (1987)

[last lines]

Eddie Lenahan: 8 hours ago I was lunatic at the state asylum. Right? Now I gotta a yacht, I met a nice lady. I'm proud to be an American.

Eddie Lenahan: Up and down stick? What are you talking about, my dick?

Nurse Maggie Lesser: Dr. Slattery.

Eddie Lenahan: Yes. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to pee. I don't need a second opinion for that too. I know how to hold it and everything. Do I need a second opinion for that?

Dr. Foster: No.

[to the nurse]

Dr. Foster: He doesn't need a second opinion.

Eddie Lenahan: [a patient asked about if he knows about his diagnostic] Yes, I do. You're suffering from a severe cause of full of shitness.