Eddie Gazarra Quotes in One for the Money (2012)
Eddie Gazarra Quotes:
Eddie Gazarra: Okay, so you think Morty Beyers was roasted in Morelli's car because he pissed off God?
Stephanie Plum: It's just a theory. One of many.
Eddie Gazarra: Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife...
Stephanie Plum: [holds up photo on Eddie's desk] Shirley the Whiner?
Eddie Gazarra: Hey, hey, hey! That's my wife, and your cousin.
Stephanie Plum: Mmm-hmm.
Eddie Gazarra: ...who herself got a call from Lucille Plum.
Stephanie Plum: Vinnie's wife? You people got to stop gossiping, what is wrong with everybody?
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