Eddie Gazarra Quotes in One for the Money (2012)

Eddie Gazarra: Okay, so you think Morty Beyers was roasted in Morelli's car because he pissed off God?

Stephanie Plum: It's just a theory. One of many.

Eddie Gazarra: Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife...

Stephanie Plum: [holds up photo on Eddie's desk] Shirley the Whiner?

Eddie Gazarra: Hey, hey, hey! That's my wife, and your cousin.

Stephanie Plum: Mmm-hmm.

Eddie Gazarra: ...who herself got a call from Lucille Plum.

Stephanie Plum: Vinnie's wife? You people got to stop gossiping, what is wrong with everybody?