Eddie Foy Quotes in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

Eddie Foy: [Cohan's competitor Eddie Foy is reading a poster advertising Cohan's latest success] "Cohan and Harris present George Washington Jr. starring the author and composer George M. Cohan."

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Eddie Foy: "George M. Cohan and his royal family. Books and lyrics, music and directed by George M. Cohan. Printed by Sam Divensky". That must be Cohan's alias.

Eddie Foy: [Cohan's competitor Eddie Foy is reading a poster advertising Cohan's latest success. Noticing the many times 'George M. Cohan' is printed on the poster] What does the 'M' stand for? Modesty!

Clara Morando: Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.

Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.

Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.

Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?

[to Clara]

Eddie Foy: You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?

Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!

Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!

Eddie Foy: Anybody in New Rochelle would be happy to leave New Rochelle.

Eddie Foy: What do you need friends for?... you've got all the friends and enemies you need right here in the family.

Eddie Foy: [Somewhat dazed as he exits stage after returning to Tombstone after stage robbery] Ah, so this is Tombstone.