Ed Stander Quotes in A Guide for the Married Man (1967)

Paul Manning: Do all married guys do it Ed?

Ed Stander: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.

Ed Stander: Basic Principle number one: Never, NEVER say you'll be where you can be found not to be.

Ed Stander: Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be.

Paul Manning: Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated.

Ed Stander: Protecting your loved ones is hard work.

Paul Manning: That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife.

Ed Stander: Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand.

Ed Stander: Deny, Deny, Deny!