Ed Singer Quotes in Muppets from Space (1999)

[Ed is examining Gonzo]

Ed Singer: No nostrils. How do you smell?

Rizzo the Rat: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

Ed Singer: Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?

Gonzo: Yeah, sure I do.

Ed Singer: To be called names, like 'wacko.'

Gonzo: Uh-huh.

Ed Singer: And 'freak-boy.'

Gonzo: Oh, yeah.

Ed Singer: And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?

Gonzo: Got me there.

Ed Singer: [puts on glove] May I?

Rizzo: I think before you answer that question you'd better be real clear on the final destination of that finger.

Ed Singer: They are coming to Earth, aren't they?

Gonzo: I don't know.

Ed Singer: How many of them are there?

Gonzo: I don't know.

Ed Singer: When will they be here? And don't you *dare* tell me that you don't know.

Gonzo: I know not?

Ed Singer: DON'T LAUGH AT MEEEEE!

Ed Singer: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.

Gonzo: The information?

Ed Singer: No, your brain.

Ed Singer: I'm gonna kill somebody.

Ed Singer: Excuse me. Can this thing go any faster?

Rentro: I'm doing *thirty.*

General Luft: You're terminated.

Ed Singer: Uhh, when you say 'terminated'...

General Luft: You need help, Singer! *Find* some!

Ed Singer: Very, very moving, my little alien friend. But I'm afraid your timing is off. Now you're coming back with me in my c-cement truck.