Ed Earl Quotes in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
Ed Earl Quotes:
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Ed Earl: They want me to close her down, run her out of town. How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?
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[On space aliens]
Ed Earl: I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers.
Miss Mona: Got no peckers?
[Ed shakes his head no]
Miss Mona: Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!
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[On wearing a Speedo]
Ed Earl: Be like putting two bowling balls in a marble bag!
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Ed Earl: Boys, I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector, and I can tell when somebody's peeing on my boots and telling me it's a rainstorm.
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Ed Earl: I'm gonna knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to shit!
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Miss Mona: You know what burns my ass?
Ed Earl: What?
Miss Mona: A flame about three feet high!
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Miss Mona: Well Fine! Then I'm getting dressed and going home!
Ed Earl: Well Fine! I'm going into the bathroom and... put this on.
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Miss Mona: You ain't never gonna be no more than you are right now: a chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town!
Ed Earl: You may be right, but it's a hell of a lot better than being a whore.
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