Echo Quotes in Every Which Way But Loose (1978)

[At a campsite]

Echo: Well, I don't suppose you know of a Ladies room hereabouts?

Orville Boggs: There all over. Just pick one.

[Echo heads for the nearest Ladies room]

Orville Boggs: She's something, ain't she?

Philo Beddoe: She sure is. You're full of all kinds of surprises these days.

Orville Boggs: Well... Say... Listen, I wanna say that I appreciate your making her feel to home.

[Echo screams]

Orville Boggs, Philo Beddoe: Clyde.

Echo: [freaked out] There's something out there. My God! It's horrible. It a monster! I've never see it. It's not even a bear!

Orville Boggs: No, Echo, it's just... it's just Clyde.

[Philo brings out Clyde the orangutan whilst Echo pulls out her .357 pistol]

Orville Boggs: [stops her] Hey, Echo!

Philo Beddoe: What are you doing with that? Jeez!

Orville Boggs: [grabs the gun] Gimmie that!

Philo Beddoe: Take it easy now. Take it easy! You're gonna scare him.

Echo: Me? Scare him?

Philo Beddoe: That's right. Let me introduce you. Echo, this is Clyde. Clyde, this is Echo.

[Clyde grunts]

Philo Beddoe: Echo. You get it?

[Clyde grunts, then walk over to Echo to greet her witha hug; Echo calms down]

Orville Boggs: It's okay. It's okay. See?

[Philo, Orville, and Echo are at the El Patio Mexican Restaurant having their dinners]

Echo: What are we supposed to do with all this stuff?

Philo Beddoe: [pours beer in a glass] Eat it, all of it.

Echo: All of it?

Philo Beddoe: All of it.

Echo: What if I can't?

Orville Boggs: [jokes] Well, then we'll give it to Clyde.

Philo Beddoe: Can you imagine what this stuff would do to Clyde's digestive track?

Orville Boggs: Oh, no.

Philo Beddoe: He already has enough gas to go to North Denver, and he's never seen a bean in his life.

[Orville chuckles, then makes farting sounds]

Orville Boggs: Say, when's your little lady coming here?

Philo Beddoe: She should be along any time.

[a couple of hours passed and it's closing time. Lynn never shows up, so Philo, Orville, and Echo, after 10 rounds of beer, decide to leave]

Philo Beddoe: Come on, let's get outta here.

Orville Boggs: [as they leave the restaurant] Well, listen, Philo, does that mean we're going back to L.A.?

Philo Beddoe: Hell, no. But when I find her, I'm gonna take of that guy she's with... my way.

Echo: [Echo has quit her job at the produce stand and joined Philo and Orville on their trip] Um, Orville? What did you say, anyway, that made that woman storm away like that?

Orville Boggs: I told her you had the clap.

[Echo looks at Philo, who smiles at the remark]

[At the fruit stand where Echo works and where Philo and Orville make a pit stop at]

Lady Customer: Are these cantaloupes fresh?

Echo: Yes.

Lady Customer: Are they today's?

Echo: Um, yes. They just came in.

[Echo puts some tomatoes in a bag]

Lady Customer: No, no, no. I only want a quarter of a pound.

Echo: Oh, these only cost a quarter a pound.

Lady Customer: [ennunciates] I only want a quarter of a pound of tomatoes!

Echo: Yes, ma'am. Right.

[Echo purposely knocks the bag of tomatoes to the ground]

Lady Customer: [frustrated] Can I have a fresh bag now?

[Echo suddenly is eyeing Orville]

Lady Customer: I'll take these two cantaloupes. How much are they a pound?

Echo: Oh, cantaloupes - 29 cents a pound.

Lady Customer: I think they were cheaper down the road. I don't know you're so expensive here.

[after Philo defeats Kincaid in a bare-knuckle match, Kincaid's manager tries to stiff Orville]

Orville Boggs: I think you owe us some money.

Kincaid's Manager: What money?

Orville Boggs: Now wait a minute...

Kincaid's Manager: Now you ain't gonna tell all these boys that you're gonna take their money now, are ya?

[Kincaid's manager laughs; Echo fires two rounds from her pistol]

Echo: That was just so you know the first one was no accident.

[the manager is forced by gunpoint to pay up Philo's winnings; the three leave the meathouse to continue their journey]

[Herb is near the lake looking for his partner]

Herb: Putnam! Big dumb galoot. Putnam, where are ya? Dummy.

[the camera pans up to Philo, who is crouching on a pine branch. He then jumps right on Herb, blowing a few punches at him. Philo then victoriously raises his hands up and down repeatedly and make the famous "Tarzan Call", which can be heard throughout the entire lake, where Orville and Echo are fishing at]

Echo: What was that?

Orville Boggs: I think he's spending too much time with Clyde.

[arguing with his echo]

Ram: Hey, shut up!

Echo: Hey, shut up!

Ram: No, you shut up!

Echo: No, you shut up!

[later]

Ram: [tired] No... YOU shut up!

Echo: No... YOU shut up!

The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.

[indicates himself]

The Grinch: [shouts] Hello?

Echo: Hello.

The Grinch: How are you?

Echo: How are you?

The Grinch: I asked you first.

Echo: I asked you first.

The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say.

The Grinch: I'm an idiot!

Echo: You're an idiot!

The Grinch: [whispering] Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.

[pause]

Echo: You're an idiot!

[Tarzana grabs Wilbur to kiss him]

Tarzana: More!

Wilbur: Hey!

ECHO: Hey!

Wilbur: Stop!

ECHO: Stop!

Wilbur: I'm hungry!

ECHO: I'm hungry!

[Tarzana drags Wilbur towards her cave]

Wilbur: I don't want to go in there with you!

ECHO: Don't be a chump!

Clint Farrel: Now get out and take that polecat with you.

Echo: Say, that's an insult to Petunia!

Bender: You got any last requests before I put you out of your misery?

Echo: Yeah! Let me go.