Earthquake Lady Quotes in Hercules (1997)
Earthquake Lady Quotes:
Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.
Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.
Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?
Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake, I remember.
Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.
Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate!
Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...
Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.
[a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]
Elderly Thebian: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
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