Earl of Cockwood Quotes in Der Wixxer (2004)

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Earl of Cockwood Quotes:

  • Butler Alfons Hatler: I could be your Führer...

    Earl of Cockwood: Not today.

  • Earl of Cockwood: [Imitating jury member Dieter Bohlen of "Deutschland sucht den Superstar", Germany's version of Pop Idol] First, let me tell what I liked - nothing. And now what I didn't like - the rest of it. We'll be in touch.

    [shoots the singer, causing the other female captives to panic]

    Earl of Cockwood: Ladies, ladies, calm down, this is only an audition!

  • Earl of Cockwood: Hate is a perfect requirement for a working marriage.

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