Earl Megget Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

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Earl Megget Quotes:

  • Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!

    Earl Megget: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!

    Guard Dunham: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?

    Earl Megget: Switowski! Come here!

    [he comes running over]

    Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?

    [whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]

    Earl Megget: Yes. Him. Out!

    Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.

    Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just shit himself.

    All Sportswriters: I think he just shit himself.

    Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!

    Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!

    Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!

    Deacon Moss: And some diapers!

  • Guard Engleheart: [the guards are picking on Megget in the library] Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?

    Earl Megget: [smiling] Hit you, sir? Nah. Y'all my friends!

  • Guard Dunham: Does the n-word offend you... nigger?

    Earl Megget: No, sir.

  • Earl Megget: Y'all got a running back?

    Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Not any good ones.

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