E. J. Crampton Quotes in The Barefoot Executive (1971)
E. J. Crampton Quotes:
E. J. Crampton: Love that casting Francis!
News Broadcaster: We interrupt to bring you a special newscast of a sensational suicide try on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles.
Mrs. Crampton: Oh, isn't it sad how many nuts are running around loose today?
E. J. Crampton: It certainly is, sweetheart.
News Broadcaster: Our special UBC helicopter enables us to bring you an exclusive close-up view of the pair attempting suicide. These pictures, live from the scene.
E. J. Crampton: There you are. Another first for UBC.
[a closeup from the news helicopter reveals the stranded Wilbanks and Mertons]
E. J. Crampton: [Stands up] Oh, no!
Francis X. Wilbanks: Oh, I'm ruined. I'm ruined! What's Crampton gonna say?
[Cuts to Crampton getting dressed while cursing Wilbanks loudly to himself]
E. J. Crampton: You lame brain. You thick-skulled, pin-headed, dim-witted bumbler!
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