Dysentery Quotes in King Ralph (1991)

Lord Percival Graves: [after Ralph accuses Graves of undermining him] This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations!

Ralph Jones: We have the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked with Lord Graves.

Lord Percival Graves: I know NO SUCH MAN!

Ralph Jones: And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.

Lord Percival Graves: So! I saw them at the ball!

Ralph Jones: And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.

Lord Percival Graves: [realizes he's been caught] By what right can you order my arrest!

Ralph Jones: By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succesion of a monarch. Enacted by...

[pause, as he recites the Order of the Kings poem to himself]

Ralph Jones: William III!

various Members of Parliament: [staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard] SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Dysentery: [watching on TV] That's right! String him up! Wanker!

[a group of punks are watching the Royal funeral procession on tv. The lead punk notices his girlfriend is crying]

Dysentery: Since when do we give a toss about this kind of bullshit?

Punk Girl: Shut up, Dysentery! Where's your sense of national flipping pride?