Dylan Tate Quotes in The Longest Week (2014)

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Dylan Tate: Don't try anything.

Conrad Valmont: I won't!

Dylan Tate: You're walking down a very dangerous road, my friend.

Conrad Valmont: What road is that?

Dylan Tate: The road to Fantasy Land. And when you take a trip to Fantasy Land you should always have a return ticket.

Conrad Valmont: I don't even know what that means.

Dylan Tate: At some point you're gonna have to come to the same realization I did.

Conrad Valmont: What's that?

Dylan Tate: The rest of the world is never gonna love you as much as your parents do.

Conrad Valmont: Weren't you adopted?

Conrad Valmont: [Watching girls play football in the park] Is it wrong to be aroused by a bunch of 17-year-old girls running around with knee-high socks and polyester shorts?

Dylan Tate: Well, I guess that's a decision every man has to make for himself, but yes, obviously yes.

Conrad Valmont: Didn't have sex with her?

Dylan Tate: No, I didn't have sex with her. I had to talk to her all night. She only left half an hour ago. It was horrible.

Beatrice Fairbanks: [on the phone with Jocelyn at the very same time] So, what happened last night?

Jocelyn #2: What happened was that it was amazing and we talked until the sun came up!

Beatrice Fairbanks: That's amazing!