Dylan Johns Quotes in Poseidon (2006)

Dylan Johns: Does your husband...

Maggie James: oh, does that work much?

Dylan Johns: What?

Maggie James: The tentative mention of a husband I'm supposed to correct, even though you clocked my wedding finger twice already.

Conor James: [walks up to Dylan] What's ya doing?

Dylan Johns: Thinking...

[camera shows the back side of Dylan and Conor with the same pose]

Dylan Johns: And you?

Conor James: Thinking, what are YOU thinking about exactly?

Dylan Johns: Well, I figure this door is the way out. Thinking what's behind it

[Conor reaches for the door handle and Dylan stops him]

Dylan Johns: Hey, easy there fire ball. Watch

[splashes the door handle with water and hot steam burst]

Dylan Johns: [to Richard, who has Marco Valentin clinging to his leg as they dangle at the entrance to an elevator shaft, with an elevator above them about to fall] Shake him off! Shake him off!

Richard Nelson: What?

Marco Valentin: No!

Dylan Johns: [to Richard] Now, or you both die!

Marco Valentin: No!

Richard Nelson: [to Marco] I'm so sorry...

Dylan Johns: [to Richard] Shake him off! Now!

Marco Valentin: [to Richard] No! No! No!

[Richard shakes Marco off, who falls to the bottom of the elevator shaft and is impaled]

Jennifer Ramsey: [walks to poker table with Christian] We're going downstairs now.

Robert Ramsey: Ok, have fun... Hey Jen...

Jennifer Ramsey: [looks down at her cleavage] The twins? Dad...

Robert Ramsey: Just one more button.

Jennifer Ramsey: [closes a button of her shirt] Pair of 5's, huh dad?

[Jennifer walks away with Christian]

Dylan Johns: [about his poker game] All in.

Robert Ramsey: [condescendingly] I fold.

Dylan Johns: Do you miss being mayor?

Robert Ramsey: Do you ever win?

Lucky Larry: You know, I forgot. Big hero. Rescued all those women and children from the fires. Got elected. Man of the people. But you're not the boss anymore. Hm? You quit. Couldn't hack it. If I recall correctly, you couldn't even hang onto your wife. Come on. Come on.

[Robert begins to stand up]

Jennifer Ramsey: Dad. Calm down. Let it go. Okay. Please?

Lucky Larry: [mocking] "Daddy, please." Come on.

Robert Ramsey: Hey, man. Hey, you got it. Knock yourself out.

Dylan Johns: It's okay. Go ahead.

Lucky Larry: [pointing to Robert and Dylan] Assholes, both of you.

Dylan Johns: [after the ship is capsized, to Robert when he asks to go to the ballroom] You suddenly have the urge to go dancing?

Dylan Johns: Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.

Marco Valentin: We've got a problem

Dylan Johns: [looking at a elevator door] Hey, Hey, Map, what's through here?

Marco Valentin: Yeah, that's the uh, the service elevator