Dug Quotes in Up (2009)

Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.

Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

[Carl, in his once-again airborne house, suddenly hears a knock at the front door]

Carl Fredricksen: Russell?

[opens the door to find Dug on his doorstep]

Carl Fredricksen: Dug!

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

Carl Fredricksen: Can you stay? Why, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!

Dug: You are my master? Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

[lunges forward and covers Carl in slobbery kisses]

Carl Fredricksen: [laughing] Good boy, Dug. You're a good boy.

Carl Fredricksen: [after his house hits a cliff and shatters a window] I am nobody's master, got it? I don't want you here

[points his cane at Dug]

Carl Fredricksen: and I don't want you here!

[points it at Kevin]

Carl Fredricksen: [addressing Russell] I'm stuck with you, but if you two don't clear out of here by the time I count to three...

Dug: Oh! A ball! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A ball!

[whines]

Carl Fredricksen: Ball?

[chuckles]

Carl Fredricksen: You want it, boy?

Dug: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Carl Fredricksen: Huh? Huh?

Dug: Yes, I do! I so ever do want the ball!

Carl Fredricksen: Go get it!

[throws the ball]

Dug: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! I will go get it and then bring it back!

[runs off]

Carl Fredricksen: Russell, give me some chocolate.

[grabs a piece of chocolate from Russell and throws it into the bushes, leaving Kevin to run off after it]

Dug: [to the bird Kevin] Won't you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!

Russell: [Carl and Russell find Dug in a South American desert; Russel pets him] Hey, I like dogs!

Carl Fredricksen: [calling out] We have your dog!

Russell: [Dug walks around Russell] Whoa.

Carl Fredricksen: I wonder who he belongs to?

Russell: Sit, boy.

[Dug sits]

Russell: Hey look, he's trained! Shake.

[Dug shakes his paw]

Russell: Uh-huh. Speak.

Dug: Hi there.

Carl Fredricksen: [He and Russell make surprised exclamations] Did that dog just say "Hi there"?

Dug: Oh, yes.

Carl Fredricksen: Whaa!

Dug: My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.

[he jumps up on Carl]

Carl Fredricksen: Wha...

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!

[looks to distance for a few seconds]

Dug: My master is good and smart.

Carl Fredricksen: It's not possible!

Dug: Oh, it is because my master is smart!

Russell: Cool! What do these do, boy?

Russell: [Russell starts to fiddle with a dial on Dug's collar, causing him to cycle through languages and different voices] Hey would you - cuerdo con tigo - I use that collar - watashi wa hanashi ma - to talk with. I would be happy if you stop.

Carl Fredricksen: Russell, don't touch that. It could be... radioactive or something.

Dug: I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?

[Dug is suddenly attacked by Kevin, who shrieks in Dug's face after pinning him to the ground]

Dug: Hey, that is the bird! I have never seen one up close, but this is the bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?

Carl Fredricksen: Yes, yes, take it! And on the way, learn how to bark like a real dog!

Dug: Oh, I can bark.

[barks]

Dug: And this is howling.

[howls]

Russell: [Kevin screeches] Can we keep him? Please, please, please?

Carl Fredricksen: No.

Russell: But it's a TALKING DOG!

Carl Fredricksen: It's just a weird trick or something. Let's get to the falls.

Alpha: Not you, you lost the Bird. Now, you must wear the cone of shame.

Dug: [wearing a cone around his head in the next scene, and hangs his head] I do not like the cone of shame.

Carl Fredricksen: [after throwing both a ball and chocolate into the jungle to get rid of Dug and Kevin, Carl runs with his house for a considerable distance] There. We should've gone enough. We should be rid of them now.

[looks to his left and sees Dug]

Dug: [with the ball in his mouth] Hi, Master.

[Carl turns to his right and Kevin squawks in his ear]

Dug: I will stop the dogs!

[jumps in front of a pack of dogs]

Dug: Stop, you dogs!

[Pack of dogs runs past Dug. Alpha grabs Dug by the neck and throws him out of the way, which breaks the cone around his head]

Alpha: [Through a communicator on Beta's collar] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug: Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha: I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?

Dug: Why, yes. The bird is my prisoner now.

Gamma: Yeah, right!

[Kevin hisses at the screen]

Alpha: Impossible! Where are you?

Dug: I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go.

[Russell appears on the screen]

Russell: Hey Dug! Who you talking to?

Alpha: [the screen goes black] No, wait, wait!

Beta: What's Dug doing?

Gamma: Why's he with that small mailman?

Beta: Where are they?

[Alpha locates Dug on GPS]

Dug: There he is, come on!

[they all dart into the jungle]

Dug: Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!

Russell: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!

Dug: That man there says I should take the bird...

[Kevin squacks at Dug]

Dug: ... and I love that man there like he is my master.

Carl Fredricksen: I am not your master!

Dug: I am warning you once again, bird!

Russell: Hey! Quit it!

Dug: I am jumping on you now, bird!

Carl Fredricksen: Russell, at this rate we'll never get to the falls!

Dug: Here, bird!

Dug: [With Kevin up on the roof of Carl's house, calling out] The Bird is calling to her babies.

Russell: So, Kevin's a Girl?

Carl Fredricksen: [to Kevin] Get off my roof!

Dug: Yeah! Get off of his...

[barks]

[Dug manage to outsmart Alpha]

Dog: Oh my Gosh! Alpha wears the Cone of Shame!

[Alpha struggles to get his head unstuck from Between the Steering Wheel. He also damaged his Collar while doing so]

Alpha: [Squeaky Voice] Not yet you fool! Get this thing off me!

Dug: Sit!

[Alpha sits, the Other Dogs then do the same]

Dog: Yes Alpha!

Dug: Hey, I'm not Alpha. He is. Oh!

[Muntz had just taken Kevin, and set Carl's House on Fire, which popped some of the balloons and left it floating only inches to the ground]

Russell: You gave away Kevin. You just... gave her away.

Carl Fredricksen: This is none of my concern.

[Turns around, Furious after what happened]

Carl Fredricksen: I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS.

Dug: Master, it's alright.

Carl Fredricksen: I AM NOT YOUR MASTER! AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP, NONE OF THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. BAD DOG! BAD DOG! Now whether you assist me or not, I am going to Paradise Falls, if it kills me.

Dug: I can smell you!

Carl Fredricksen: [confused] What? You can, smell us?

Dug: I can smell you!

Russell: [when Carl realizes that the "person" he's talking to is actually a rock, laughing] You were talking to a rock.

[Muntz' Dogs arrive back at his airship, wet after they failed to stop Carl, Russell, and Kevin from getting away]

Charles Muntz: You lost them?

Beta: They were no match, too fast, they outsmarted us.

Gamma: Yeah, Dug helped them get away.

Charles Muntz: Wait a minute, Dug?

[Knowing all his Dog's have a Tracking Device on his Collar, Muntz locates Dug on GPS. The scene changes to show Dug with his Collar flashing, sniffing the air at night, with Carl and Russell taking Kevin back to her babies]

Dug: Oh boy, my Pack isn't following us. Boy are they dumb.