Dudley Do-Right Quotes in Dudley Do-Right (1999)

Nell Fenwick: [referring to the corn festival] Dudley, this is totally authentic!

Dudley Do-Right: This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.

[Dudley drives up in a motorcycle dressed in black leather]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Do you really think wearing black will make you a bad guy?

Dudley Do-Right: I'm wearing black! You just have on navy blue!

[shows their sleeves to compare]

Dudley Do-Right: See?

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: HOWARD! Why am I wearing navy blue?

Howard: I just thought it would look better on you...

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [paints on Howard's face] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Hello, Dudley.

Dudley Do-Right: Hello, Walter.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I've lost everything. Even the Announcer's gone.

Voice of the Announcer: No, I'm still here!

[pause]

Voice of the Announcer: Someone has to explain how the cavalry came...

Dudley Do-Right: You got weapons?

Standing Room Only: Weapons? Come on. This is basically a dinner theater we're runnin' here.

Dudley Do-Right: You got fireworks?

Chief: That we got.

Standing Room Only: That's the last of the fireworks. Now what?

Chief: We'll take to the forest and throw rocks at them.

Dudley Do-Right: Rocks?

Chief: What else can we do?

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [beat] Oh, hello Dudley!

Dudley Do-Right: Hello, Whip!

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [sadly] I've lost everything. Even the announcer's gone.

Voice of the Announcer: No, I'm still here. Someone's got to explain where the cavalry came from.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Yes, I was a mite curious about that myself.