Duckie Quotes in Pretty in Pink (1986)

Duckie: We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!

Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!

Andie: I can't believe you're saying this.

Duckie: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.

Duckie: I'm off like a dirty shirt.

Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane

Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?

Iona: Changes your diapers?

Duckie: Touché.

Andie: Were you here long?

Duckie: No, no! Three, four... hours.

Andie: May I admire you?

Duckie: If you wish!

Duckie: [as he is leaving Andie's room with a juice box in hand] Drinking and driving don't mix.

Duckie: That's why I ride a bike.

Duckie: May I admire you again today?

Duckie: This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!

Duckie: Good Morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!

Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!

Duckie: God, Andie, Id've died for you!

Andie: What are you doing?

Duckie: I had to use the powder room, so I figured I'd come in the back.

Andie: I'm sure there are bathrooms all over the place!

Duckie: I'm not nine, Andie, I know that.

Duckie: What now?

Andie: Bed.

Duckie: Yours or mine? Ours?

Andie: So what do you want to drink?

Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.

Duckie: It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!

Duckie: Yo man! Next time, I kick your ass! That'll be that!