Drunk Quotes in Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Drunk Quotes:
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Drunk: Are you MacLeod?
Conner MacLeod: Yes, I am.
Drunk: Great. I always wanted to meet the guy that turned the world to shit.
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Drunk: What do you have to do to get a drink around here?
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Drunk: Spiro C. Agnew...
[drink]
Drunk: ... Bobby Riggs...
[drink]
Drunk: ... Peter Fonda...
[drink]
Drunk: ...
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Drunk: If I wanted a heart attack, I would've had one myself!
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Drunk: [warning Tyler about wolves] They'll come after you, son. Just for the ugly fun of tearing you apart.
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Drunk: Eternally grateful... A TOAST!
Max Bialystock: A TOAST!
Leo Bloom: A TOAST... to what?
Drunk: To... to toast, I love toast.
Max Bialystock: To toast.
Leo Bloom: To toast.
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Max Bialystock: Here's to failure
Leo Bloom: ...To failure
Drunk: Why, thank you! You're very kind!
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[Some patrons are harassing a waitress]
Billy: You guys need to pay up and get out of here.
Drunk: Who the hell are you?
[Billy grabs the drunk by the hair and slams his face on the table]
Billy: I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.
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Drunk: Do I need to ring a bell to get a refill? You can see my glass is empty.
Bobby Cupid: Hey, man, the glass is always empty. So is the spot on the counter where the money's supposed to be.
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Drunk: Hello, strangers. What are you doin' in the village?
Stanley: Why, we're a coupla gypsies and we're tryin' to make an honest living.
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Drunk: Oh, gypsies, eh? Can you tell fortunes?
Stanley: [pointing to Ollie] He can't, but I can.
Drunk: Good! Say, there's a coupla things that I'd like to know. And if you can tell me, I'll pay you well.
Stanley: All right! Your eyes are the windows of your soul. And to know all, I must touch your eyes. Watch closely. Close your eyes, slowly - slowly - slowly - slowly. Shut.
Drunk: Well, what do you see?
Stanley: [while picking his pocket] I see a long woman and a dark journey. That's all I see.
Drunk: Ahhh! Trifle! A long woman in a dark journey. Say, I wouldn't give you one ducat for a fortune like that. Ha! What you mean is a long woman with a tall journey.
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Maxwell Slide: Is your name Buster Daniels?
Drunk: Well, it was before I married.
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Doug: Well, actually, it's kinda interesting.
Woman in Bar: I'll bet.
Drunk: Tell him.
Woman in Bar #2: We're waiting.
Doug: I- I b- I been doin' a little- I been doin' a little figure skating.
Drunk: Damn.
Man in Bar: What'd he say?
Walter Dorsey: You been doin' what?
Old man in back of bar: Finger painting?
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Drunk: [laughs] Things happen here about, they don't tell about. I see things. You see, they say that it's just an old man talking. You laugh at an old man, it's them that laughs and knows better.
[laughs again]
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Drunk: [after almost being killed by Jacques' flamethrower] Ya got a light?
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[Drunk walks into Sun Ra's employment agency]
Drunk: My man, what's happenin?
Sun Ra: Everything is happenin.
Drunk: What is this... I mean what... where am I? Who is you?
Sun Ra: I am everything, and nuthin.
Drunk: Nuthin? Well you betta tell me about this nuthin stuff, cause, uh, I need a job. I... I don't know what to do.
Sun Ra: What have you been doin lately?
Drunk: Uh huh uh, nuthin, really, nuthin.
Sun Ra: How long have you been doing nuthin?
Drunk: Quite some time. Quite some time.
Sun Ra: You must be an expert at it.
Drunk: Got my B.A., ya see.
Sun Ra: We'll hire you to do that.
Drunk: How much I get paid, man?
Sun Ra: Nuthin.
Drunk: Nuthin? NUTHIN? I got to have sumthin so I can get me anotha botty. I can't go for that shit!
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Drunk: Hey! I didn't know I was livin' next door to a den of criminals. She was mighty cute, though. I tried to get better acquainted.
Michael Shayne: Yeah? You're lucky you didn't make the grade. You might have wound up in the morgue.
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Drunk: Hey, you, come here. Give me another drink before the fight starts.
Bartender: Say, wait a minute. When is this fight gonna start?
Drunk: When you find out I can't pay for the drinks!
-- Drunk
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