Driss Quotes in The Intouchables (2011)


Driss Quotes:

  • Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?

    Driss: I don't know, it's a business?

    Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind

  • Driss: Where do you find a paraplegic?

    Philippe: I don't know.

    Driss: Where you leave him.

  • Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.

    [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]

    Philippe: I look like my grandpa.

    Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.

    Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.

    Driss: That's not funny, no?

    Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?

    [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]

  • Driss: 100 euros says I can lose them.

    Philippe: You're on.

  • Driss: I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.

  • Driss: [after listening to classical music] We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.

    [plays Earth Wind & Fire]

  • [repeated line]

    Driss: She got the hots for me.

  • [Orchestra plays next symphony]

    Driss: Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.


    Driss: You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.

  • Driss: It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.

  • Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?

    Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.

    [Both laugh]

    Driss: Both of them?

    [They laugh even harder]

  • [Orchestra plays next symphony]

    Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?

    Philippe: [resisting to laugh] Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.

  • [first lines]

    Driss: [while driving] Outta the way.

  • Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?

    Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.

    Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.

  • Philippe: [teasing] What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.

    Driss: Easy on the sass, alright.

    [Philippe laughs]

  • Driss: Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.

    [Philippe chuckles]

  • Driss: What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.

  • [while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]

    Philippe: A quick cut would settle it.

    Driss: You're in great shape. I love it.

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