Drax the Destroyer Quotes in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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Drax the Destroyer Quotes:

  • Drax the Destroyer: I can barely see.

    Groot: [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]

    Drax the Destroyer: Where did you learn to do that?

    Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".

    Groot: [Groot nods "yes" to Peter]

  • Rocket Raccoon: But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die.

    Peter Quill: Yeah... I guess I am.

    [pause]

    Gamora: [stands up] Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.

    Drax the Destroyer: [stands up] You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.

    Groot: [stands up] I am Groot.

    Rocket Raccoon: Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...

    [stands up]

    Rocket Raccoon: Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

  • Drax the Destroyer: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.

    Peter Quill: Thanks.

    Drax the Destroyer: This dumb tree is also my friend.

    [Groot grunts]

    Drax the Destroyer: And this green whore is also...

    Gamora: Oh, you must stop!

  • Drax the Destroyer: Finger on throat means death!

    [kills Korath]

    Drax the Destroyer: Metaphor.

    Peter Quill: ...Sort of.

  • Peter Quill: I have a plan.

    Rocket Raccoon: You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.

    Peter Quill: I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.

    Rocket Raccoon: And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.

    Peter Quill: I have part of a plan.

    Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?

    Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!

    Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!

    Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!

    Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?

    Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!

    Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...

    Rocket Raccoon: She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?

    Peter Quill: I dunno... Twelve percent?

    Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent?

    [starts laughing]

    Peter Quill: That's a fake laugh.

    Rocket Raccoon: It's real!

    Peter Quill: Totally fake!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!

    Gamora: It's barely a concept.

    Peter Quill: [to Gamora] You're taking their side?

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

    Peter Quill: [to Groot] Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.

    Groot: [Groot begins to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder]

  • Rocket Raccoon: [about Drax] His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.

    Drax the Destroyer: *Nothing* goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

  • Peter Quill: [about Gamora] She betrayed Ronan, he's coming for her. That's when you...

    [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]

    Drax the Destroyer: ...Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

    Peter Quill: No, that's the symbol for slicing his throat.

    Drax the Destroyer: I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.

  • Drax the Destroyer: [lets Star-Lord into the Milano] This one shows spirit. He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan. Companion, what were you retrieving?

    [Star-Lord hands him his stereo-player]

    Drax the Destroyer: You're an imbecile.

  • Gamora: [talks to Drax] You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.

    Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!

    Peter Quill: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me.

    Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?

    Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!

    Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking about something else.

    Rocket Raccoon: She's right; you don't get opinions.

  • Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife, I'm keeping it.

    Moloka Dar: That was my favorite knife.

  • Rocket Raccoon: [jumps on Groot who is fighting the sentry bots] You idiot! How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff?

    Drax the Destroyer: Creepy little beast!

    [throws to Rocket a machine gun]

    Rocket Raccoon: Oh yeah!

  • [a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket]

    Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is true!

    Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else!

    Peter Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.

    Rocket Raccoon: [points at Drax] He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!

    [starts to cry]

    Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!

    Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster...

    Rocket Raccoon: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!

    [draws a gun]

    Peter Quill: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're rich.

    Rocket Raccoon: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks.

    Peter Quill: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!

  • Nebula: Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous...

    [Drax blasts Nebula]

    Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.

  • Rocket Raccoon: [lands with his minepod on Knowhere next to Groot and Drax] Idiot, they're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured.

    [yells at Drax]

    Rocket Raccoon: None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to take on an frickin' army!

    Drax the Destroyer: You're right. I was a fool. All that anger. All that rage. It just covered my loss.

    [Drax shamefully looks onto the ground]

    Rocket Raccoon: [Rocket dumbly stares at Drax for a few seconds, then mocks him] "Aww, boo-hoo. My wife and child are dead."

    [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery]

    Rocket Raccoon: I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! But it makes no excuse to letting everyone else around get killed along the way!

  • Drax the Destroyer: [to Gamora] Spare me your foul gaze woman!

  • Peter Quill: What are you doing?

    Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is true!

    Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!

    Rocket Raccoon: That is also true!

  • Gamora: Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.

    Drax the Destroyer: Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.

  • Drax the Destroyer: I recognize this animal. We'd roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious.

    Rocket Raccoon: Not helping!

  • Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!

  • Peter Quill: I look around and you know what I see? Losers!... But life's giving us a chance.

    Drax the Destroyer: To do what?

    Peter Quill: Something good, something bad... a bit of both.

    Rocket Raccoon: Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...

  • Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!

  • Drax the Destroyer: You! Man who has lain with an Askervarian!

    Peter Quill: It was one time, man.

  • Drax the Destroyer: [getting drunk in a bar] Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies.

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