Drax Quotes in The Phantom (1996)


Drax Quotes:

  • Drax: There is opportunity in chaos. I give you...

    [He holds up a metal skull to show everyone]

    Drax: ... the skull of Touganda.

  • [after the sexually violated Wesley won't come by free will to the aliens' home planet to impregnate the female aliens there]

    Xenobia: Please, think about the fate of our planet!

    Wesley: Oh, sure, just like you thought of what this stuff would do to me. You tampered with my life. You violated the "prime directive"!

    Drax: What?

    Wesley: Didn't you guys ever see Star Trek?

    Drax: Well, I liked the first two seasons of the old show, and a couple of the movies were okay, but...

    Xenobia: What is this "prime directive"?

    Wesley: Ah, it's a rule they had about not interfering with people and cultures on other planets... like you did.

  • Mantis: It's beautiful.

    Drax: It is. And so are you.


    Drax: On the inside.

  • Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.

    Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.

    Drax: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.

  • Drax: [after she gets hit] Mantis, watch out!

  • Peter Quill: Sometimes, the thing you've been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.

    Drax: [next to Peter] You're right!

  • Ego: I created what I imagined biological life to be like. Down to the most minute detail.

    Drax: Did you make a penis?

    Peter Quill: Dude!

    Gamora: What is wrong with you?

    Drax: If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her.

    Peter Quill: I don't need to hear how my parents...

    Drax: Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.

    Peter Quill: That's disgusting.

    Drax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.

    Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis.

    Drax: Ha! Thank you.

    Ego: And it's not half bad.

  • [from Trailer]

    Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.

    [touches Quill's hand]

    Mantis: You feel... love!

    Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.

    Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...

    Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.

    Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!

    Peter Quill: No!

    [Drax begins laughing hysterically]

    Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!

    [Drax continues laughing]

    Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!

    Drax: You must be so embarrassed!

    [continues cracking up]

    Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!

  • Drax: This gross bug-lady is my new friend!

  • Drax: Ow! My nipples!

  • Nebula: [to Gamora] All you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.

    Drax: No... We are family.

  • Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you!

    Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's

    Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds

  • Rocket: You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?

    Peter Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."

    Rocket: I did it because I wanted to! What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!

    Drax: How little?

    Rocket: [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, kinda like this?

    Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?

    Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he'd be much larger.

    Peter Quill: Yeah, that's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.


    Peter Quill: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant "trash panda."

    [Rocket looks around in confusion]

    Rocket: Is that better?

    Drax: I don't know.

    Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.

  • Drax: Die, spaceship!

  • Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

    Peter Quill: You read minds?

    Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.

    [to Peter]

    Mantis: May I?

    Peter Quill: Alright.

    [Mantis touches Peter's hand]

    Mantis: You feel... love.

    Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for...

    Mantis: No. Romantic, sexual love.

    Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't.

    Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.

    Peter Quill: No! That is not...

    Drax: [laughing hysterically] She just told everyone you're deepest, darkest secret!

    Peter Quill: Dude, come on! I think you're overreacting a little bit.

    Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!

    [to Mantis]

    Drax: Do me! Do me, do me!

    [Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]

    Mantis: I've never felt such humor!

    [Drax and Mantis are laughing and pointing at Peter]

    Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.

    [Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]

    Gamora: Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

  • Drax: The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside... Then I must cut through it from the inside!

    Gamora: Huh?... No. NO! Drax, wait a minute! DRAX!

    [Drax charges at the monster, and gets eaten]

    Peter Quill: [horrified] What is he doing?

    Gamora: He said the beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside...

    Peter Quill: That doesn't make any sense!

    Gamora: I tried telling him that!

    Peter Quill: It's the SAME level of thickness on the inside as on the outside!

    Gamora: I realize that!

  • Drax: Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!

  • Drax: When you're ugly and someone loves you, it means they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

  • Peter Quill: This is weird, we got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

    Gamora: Why would they do that?

    Drax: Probably 'cause Rocket stole some of their batteries.

    Rocket: Dude!

    Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is.

  • Drax: Screw you, spaceship!

  • Drax: HAHAHAHA! I have single-handedly vanquished the space beast!

  • Drax: Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!

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