Drax Quotes in The Phantom (1996)
Drax: There is opportunity in chaos. I give you...
[He holds up a metal skull to show everyone]
Drax: ... the skull of Touganda.
[after the sexually violated Wesley won't come by free will to the aliens' home planet to impregnate the female aliens there]
Xenobia: Please, think about the fate of our planet!
Wesley: Oh, sure, just like you thought of what this stuff would do to me. You tampered with my life. You violated the "prime directive"!
Wesley: Didn't you guys ever see Star Trek?
Drax: Well, I liked the first two seasons of the old show, and a couple of the movies were okay, but...
Xenobia: What is this "prime directive"?
Wesley: Ah, it's a rule they had about not interfering with people and cultures on other planets... like you did.
Mantis: It's beautiful.
Drax: It is. And so are you.
Drax: On the inside.
Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.
Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.
Drax: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.
Drax: [after she gets hit] Mantis, watch out!
Peter Quill: Sometimes, the thing you've been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.
Drax: [next to Peter] You're right!
Ego: I created what I imagined biological life to be like. Down to the most minute detail.
Drax: Did you make a penis?
Peter Quill: Dude!
Gamora: What is wrong with you?
Drax: If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her.
Peter Quill: I don't need to hear how my parents...
Drax: Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
Peter Quill: That's disgusting.
Drax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.
Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
Drax: Ha! Thank you.
Ego: And it's not half bad.
Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.
[touches Quill's hand]
Mantis: You feel... love!
Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...
Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!
Peter Quill: No!
[Drax begins laughing hysterically]
Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!
[Drax continues laughing]
Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!
Drax: You must be so embarrassed!
[continues cracking up]
Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!
Drax: This gross bug-lady is my new friend!
Drax: Ow! My nipples!
Nebula: [to Gamora] All you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.
Drax: No... We are family.
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you!
Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's
Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds
Rocket: You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
Peter Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
Rocket: I did it because I wanted to! What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!
Drax: How little?
Rocket: [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, kinda like this?
Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?
Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he'd be much larger.
Peter Quill: Yeah, that's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
Rocket: DON'T CALL ME A RACCOON!
Peter Quill: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant "trash panda."
[Rocket looks around in confusion]
Rocket: Is that better?
Drax: I don't know.
Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.
Drax: Die, spaceship!
Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter Quill: You read minds?
Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.
Mantis: May I?
Peter Quill: Alright.
[Mantis touches Peter's hand]
Mantis: You feel... love.
Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for...
Mantis: No. Romantic, sexual love.
Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.
Peter Quill: No! That is not...
Drax: [laughing hysterically] She just told everyone you're deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill: Dude, come on! I think you're overreacting a little bit.
Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!
Drax: Do me! Do me, do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis: I've never felt such humor!
[Drax and Mantis are laughing and pointing at Peter]
Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]
Gamora: Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
Drax: The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside... Then I must cut through it from the inside!
Gamora: Huh?... No. NO! Drax, wait a minute! DRAX!
[Drax charges at the monster, and gets eaten]
Peter Quill: [horrified] What is he doing?
Gamora: He said the beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside...
Peter Quill: That doesn't make any sense!
Gamora: I tried telling him that!
Peter Quill: It's the SAME level of thickness on the inside as on the outside!
Gamora: I realize that!
Drax: Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!
Drax: When you're ugly and someone loves you, it means they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Peter Quill: This is weird, we got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora: Why would they do that?
Drax: Probably 'cause Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is.
Drax: Screw you, spaceship!
Drax: HAHAHAHA! I have single-handedly vanquished the space beast!
Drax: Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!
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