Drax Quotes in The Phantom (1996)

Drax: There is opportunity in chaos. I give you...

[He holds up a metal skull to show everyone]

Drax: ... the skull of Touganda.

[after the sexually violated Wesley won't come by free will to the aliens' home planet to impregnate the female aliens there]

Xenobia: Please, think about the fate of our planet!

Wesley: Oh, sure, just like you thought of what this stuff would do to me. You tampered with my life. You violated the "prime directive"!

Drax: What?

Wesley: Didn't you guys ever see Star Trek?

Drax: Well, I liked the first two seasons of the old show, and a couple of the movies were okay, but...

Xenobia: What is this "prime directive"?

Wesley: Ah, it's a rule they had about not interfering with people and cultures on other planets... like you did.

Mantis: It's beautiful.

Drax: It is. And so are you.

[pause]

Drax: On the inside.

Drax: There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.

Peter Quill: I get it, yes. I am a dancer, Gamora is not.

Drax: You need to find a woman who's pathetic, like you.

Drax: [after she gets hit] Mantis, watch out!

Peter Quill: Sometimes, the thing you've been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.

Drax: [next to Peter] You're right!

Ego: I created what I imagined biological life to be like. Down to the most minute detail.

Drax: Did you make a penis?

Peter Quill: Dude!

Gamora: What is wrong with you?

Drax: If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her.

Peter Quill: I don't need to hear how my parents...

Drax: Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.

Peter Quill: That's disgusting.

Drax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.

Ego: Yes, Drax, I got a penis.

Drax: Ha! Thank you.

Ego: And it's not half bad.

[from Trailer]

Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.

[touches Quill's hand]

Mantis: You feel... love!

Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.

Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...

Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.

Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!

Peter Quill: No!

[Drax begins laughing hysterically]

Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!

[Drax continues laughing]

Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!

Drax: You must be so embarrassed!

[continues cracking up]

Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!

Drax: This gross bug-lady is my new friend!

Drax: Ow! My nipples!

Nebula: [to Gamora] All you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.

Drax: No... We are family.

Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you!

Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's

Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds

Rocket: You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?

Peter Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."

Rocket: I did it because I wanted to! What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!

Drax: How little?

Rocket: [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, kinda like this?

Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?

Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he'd be much larger.

Peter Quill: Yeah, that's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.

Rocket: DON'T CALL ME A RACCOON!

Peter Quill: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant "trash panda."

[Rocket looks around in confusion]

Rocket: Is that better?

Drax: I don't know.

Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.

Drax: Die, spaceship!

Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

Peter Quill: You read minds?

Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.

[to Peter]

Mantis: May I?

Peter Quill: Alright.

[Mantis touches Peter's hand]

Mantis: You feel... love.

Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for...

Mantis: No. Romantic, sexual love.

Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't.

Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.

Peter Quill: No! That is not...

Drax: [laughing hysterically] She just told everyone you're deepest, darkest secret!

Peter Quill: Dude, come on! I think you're overreacting a little bit.

Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!

[to Mantis]

Drax: Do me! Do me, do me!

[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]

Mantis: I've never felt such humor!

[Drax and Mantis are laughing and pointing at Peter]

Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.

[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]

Gamora: Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

Drax: The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside... Then I must cut through it from the inside!

Gamora: Huh?... No. NO! Drax, wait a minute! DRAX!

[Drax charges at the monster, and gets eaten]

Peter Quill: [horrified] What is he doing?

Gamora: He said the beast's hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside...

Peter Quill: That doesn't make any sense!

Gamora: I tried telling him that!

Peter Quill: It's the SAME level of thickness on the inside as on the outside!

Gamora: I realize that!

Drax: Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!

Drax: When you're ugly and someone loves you, it means they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

Peter Quill: This is weird, we got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

Gamora: Why would they do that?

Drax: Probably 'cause Rocket stole some of their batteries.

Rocket: Dude!

Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is.

Drax: Screw you, spaceship!

Drax: HAHAHAHA! I have single-handedly vanquished the space beast!

Drax: Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!