Drake Quotes in Elysium (2013)

Crowe: Ate the fuckin' grenade, eh?

[checking the scanner]

Drake: His brain is fine, but he's gonna be *pissed* when he wakes up, eh?

Drake: When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat... covered in razor blades.

Hobo: You and me are goin' on a car-ride to Hell.

Drake: You're gonna miss me.

Hobo: You're riding shotgun!

Drake: Summon The Plague.

Drake: He wants mercy from The Drake - FROM THE DRAKE! - and he should know better than anybody: Mercy ain't my style!

Drake: You know, we get holy rollers through here from time to time - vigilantes, crusaders, stirring up trouble, making a lot of noise about God and ignoring our laws - but you get a few drinks in 'em, catch 'em behind closed doors, you'll see the truth.

Josh: What's your point?

Drake: My point - I think you're the real deal.

Drake: You find The Shepherd, you'll find Grace, and you'll save the girl - or you can do nothin' and I'll hang you in the mornin'. It's up to you.

Drake: The perfect guy for the job comes along at exactly the right time? That's something I can't ignore.

Bobby: [sharpening blades] Ain't you gonna scream? Beg for your life?

Drake: Not high on my list of things to do today.

Drake: You - ruined - my life.

Luke Gibson: You deleted mine.

Drake: [after their helicopter lands on the island] Well, the chopper's out of commission.

Tiffany: Wonderful. So after all this shit, we're stranded too?

Drake: Mmm-hmm. We'll hike inland a little bit. See what's here. Maybe we'll find something.

Tiffany: Wonderful.

Dr. Dawn Porter: [hiking through jungle to escape the komodo] When the winds are right, it can smell carrion from up to four miles away.

Drake: What's carri-on?

Jack: Luggage.

Tiffany: Wonderful.

Tiffany: You gotta be kidding, that's like 2 miles from here.

Drake: Well if you're that thirsty honey, let's go.

Tiffany: I hate you all.

Drake: Well, Marina. When shall I announce our engagement? Today? Tomorrow? Wednesday?

Drake: Wake up and smell the seaweed!

Drake: You're not helping Maude.

Drake: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.

Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.

Drake: I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!

Drake: Hold your tongue, wench.

Drake: Now, Maurice. I beg of you to make an exception in this case. After all... the color of a man's skin is sometimes nothing compared to, well, a specimen like this. A lice-infected jailbird, who walks in -where he obviously doesn't belong - and takes over as if he owns the place. Am I right... Cacopoulos? Or, whatever the hell it is you call yourself now? Am I right? Is that a man... a *real* man? Hm?

Cacopoulos: [close to tears] But... but you were once my friend!

Drake: You hear that, Maurice? You tell me if it's possible. As far as I know, the only feeling you could possibly arouse is one of, eh... pity.

[Cat, Hutch, Caco and Thomas are about to duel with Drake's gang]

Cacopoulos: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Fifteen years, I've dreamed of this moment. Fifteen years! Every night. *Every* night!

Cat Stevens: And so?

Cacopoulos: There's always music. The music of violins. A slow, sweet... waltz. I want music!

Hutch Bessy: He wants music.

[to the casino musicians]

Hutch Bessy: Play it!

Cat Stevens: [the musicians begin to play a Viennese Waltz] Need anything else?

[Caco shakes his head, smiling]

Drake: Clown.

Drake: Someone remind me, are we an academy for elite singers or some weird cat rescue mission?

Drake: If you have to cheat, cheat better.

Drake: [repeated line] Felix, I knew you were into some sketchy shit!

Drake: [whispers] Why would anybody do this?

[Paul taps his wine glass with his spoon]

Paul: Lets bow our heads.

[Everyone stops what their doing and hold each others hands]

Paul: Dear Heavenly Father we thank thee for thy food, feed our souls on the bread of life, and to help us do our part, with kind words and loving deeds. Amen.

Crispian: Amen.

Drake: Amen. And, thanks to mum and dad. For having us all here together.

Paul: It's our pleasure.