Dr Zidell Quotes in Splash (1984)

Walter Kornbluth: There is a mermaid in New York City.

Dr Zidell: Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?

Walter Kornbluth: She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.

Dr Zidell: What's happened to you? You were the brightest student in my class. True, emotionally you were twelve years old.

Walter Kornbluth: I was twelve years old.