Dr. Werner Klopek Quotes in The 'Burbs (1989)

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Dr. Werner Klopek Quotes:

  • Dr. Werner Klopek: Do I look like an idiot, Mr. Peterson?

    Ray Peterson: ...No.

    Dr. Werner Klopek: Do you take me for an imbecile?

    Ray Peterson: ...No.

    Dr. Werner Klopek: You may have fooled the others, Mr. Peterson, but you don't fool me.

    Ray Peterson: I-I-I-I fooled the others?

    Dr. Werner Klopek: But you don't fool me.

    Ray Peterson: I don't?

    Dr. Werner Klopek: No you don't.

    Ray Peterson: Am I missing something here, Dr. Klopek?

    Dr. Werner Klopek: Come now, Mr. Peterson, you were in my basement. Surely, you looked in the furnace.

    Ray Peterson: Well I-I-I-I saw your furnace, Doctor. I figured a man's furnace is his own business.

    Dr. Werner Klopek: You saw one of my skulls, didn't you? Oh yes, I know you did. It belonged to a neighbor of yours. The name was Knapp. We took the house from them. I offered to buy it, but you know how old people are, they grow so attached to things.

    Ray Peterson: Uh, you know, Dr. Klopek, I think I forgot my wallet...

    [Tries to get up but is held down]

    Dr. Werner Klopek: I let you keep the femur, but now, now I want my skull. Or perhaps, I might just take yours. Hans!

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