Dr. Vosknocker Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

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Dr. Vosknocker Quotes:

  • [demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]

    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".

    Cartman: Doggy.

    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.

    [to Cartman]

    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "Montana".

    Cartman: Montana.

    Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".

    Cartman: Pillow.

    Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".

    Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right.

    Cartman: Horse fu...

    [gets shocked by the V-chip]

    Cartman: That hurts, goddamnit!

    [gets shocked again]

    Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".

    Cartman: No!

    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!

    Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi...

    [gets shocked repeatedly]

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