Dr. Van Helsing Quotes in Vamps (2012)

Dr. Van Helsing: Madam, you've insultingly confused us with the police. I'm from Time Warner, and if you ever want to see Jon Stewart again you'll open this door.

Dr. Van Helsing: Blood is like chewing gum to these creatures!

[Dr. Van Helsing is translating for Edgar]

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: Her powers are fading; there's only so much she can do here and now.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: She's lost a lot of blood.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: Replenishing it means going back to her native soil.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: Her native soil is soaked with blood.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: She's on her way back now.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: She's in an airplane.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: Dying.

Edgar: [speaks in Romanian]

Dr. Van Helsing: For a cigarette.

Dr. Van Helsing: Some women understand extremes. They understand how to push things to extremes. Life and death. The moon, tide, eternal flow... women understand that kind of stuff. It's in their blood. Once a month, their bodies let them know that... nature's one continuous disaster.

Dr. Van Helsing: Face it, Jim. She's a zombie.

Dr. Van Helsing: [putting on dark glasses] What do you see?

Jim: What do you mean?

Dr. Van Helsing: In the glasses, in the glasses, what do you see?

Jim: Lucy.

Dr. Van Helsing: Good. Good, yes, okay. This means she's still with us. She's an apprentice in the realm of shadows. There's hope. But you mustn't flinch from what we have to do.